Hear ye, Hear ye,
all Americans (and others) Everywhere!
Tune In to
www.storyofstuff.com
to find out where all of the coolest gadgets,
the latest fads, and the hottest toys,
come from, where they go to,
and just how happy they make us in the long run.
Consider it
a little gift from me to you,
during these holy-daze.
